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The HisDaddy.com Car Buying Glossary

by His Daddy
October, 2003

Bank Value - This is the value that a bank will give a new car. It's always the LOWEST value for a car. The reason for this is that if the bank buys the car (say, when they're giving you a loan for it -- remember, they own it when you get a loan for it), they need to make sure they'll make a profit if they have to sell it.

Dealer Holdback - The amount of money a manufacturer gives back to the dealer when he sells you a car. How WRONG is that? It's a totaly scam to "protect" the profit a dealer will make when he sells you a car. Actually, it's a legal way that the manufacturer and dealer mislead you into paying more for a car. This money is YOURS, and don't ever let them tell you differently! For a list of the dealer holdback rates, click here. Note - sometimes this link is slow, so check back, as it's a great table!

Dealer Price - This misleading term is usually not the final cost a dealer will shell out for a vehicle! Yes, the dealer did initially drop an amount of cash equal to "dealer price" to get the vehicle, but there are ways that dealer will get some of that money back. Consider this the INITIAL money the dealer put out for the vehicle, not the FINAL cost he or she will pay. Likewise, there's no reason for you to pay even this amount, either!

List Price - There's no such thing. The only things that have list prices are Santa Claus and the Perpetual Motion Engine. If a dealer uses this term, insist that he clarify whether he means MSRP, Dealer Price, or Bank Value.

Loan Referral - When a dealer sets you up with your car loan, he's going to get a kickback from the bank! Generally, this is only a few hundred dollars, at most, but if you're quick enough, you may be able to leverage this money in your price negotiations!

MSRP - "Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price": Note here that the word "suggested" is key. Basically, the manufacturer builds the car, sells it to a dealer, and suggests to that dealer what the dealer should sell it for. This is NOT the price the dealer pays for the car, nor should you EVER pay this price for any car! See the article "How To Buy A New Car" for more information.

Option - This is something that you can choose to have installed in your vehicle. There's no such thing as a "standard option," so when the dealer says that, inform him that it's a standard, not an option. Options are things such as a sunroof, which you have to pay extra to get installed. If the car you want has options installed that you don't want, insist to not pay for those pieces. Afterall, you don't want them. If the dealer really wanted to, he could order you a new car from the factory with those options not installed. Insist on having the dealer split the cost of these "options" with you if he doesn't want to order a new version from the factory.

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